Emily: why do you have a crush on me?
Gabe: i dont know
Emily: well i dont like you back sooo
Gabe: damnit
Gabe: i dont know
Emily: well i dont like you back sooo
Gabe: damnit
by hola tok December 14, 2019

a very tall attractive guy.
he has a girlfriend but likes someone else
he has bright green eyes
he’s like the perfect guy ever
i’d totally recommend a gabe for ya:)
he has a girlfriend but likes someone else
he has bright green eyes
he’s like the perfect guy ever
i’d totally recommend a gabe for ya:)
by haylee ;) April 23, 2018

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019

Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life
Hey Gabe
by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022
