donut run

a 4x400 meter race in which every time you get to the 400m mark you stop and eat a donut. you continue this until everybody but one person throws up, and you have a winner. Common with cross country and track runners, but not affiliated with the beer run.

Person 1: That was a fun donut run yesterday

Person 2: I feel bad for the person that has to clean that mess up

by Scott dfnidfgnusdn December 21, 2005

Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.

Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now

by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010

donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

drunkin donuts

the sugar comma that comes shortly after eating a large amount of donuts

we were drunkin donuts after the krispy kreme adventure

by Rick sfsgJames March 17, 2008

herts donut

familierized by family guy a punch to the face

peter:"wanna herts donut"boy:"sure"PUNCH!!!!!
peter:herts donut

by Dorian barcelo December 17, 2008

Pocket-Donut

The Pocket Donut is your emergency food, stashed in your pocket, while having origins in a Boston Cream Donut, any food can now suffice as a pocket donut, but pastries are preferred.

"I'm not buying the movie theater candy, I brought my Pocket-Donut"

"I'm famished, I can't believe I forgot to pack a pocket donut."

by MadMuse November 8, 2014

dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014