by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"
i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"
i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

The sexiest person you'll ever see. The moment you lay your eyes on him you can't look away. He's perfect in every way
by Not me March 15, 2015

by Ydyshshsgajajjaj April 23, 2021

a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job
by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024

Ross is the name of a homosexual male who tends to be really short and enjoys wanking off young children. he can usually be found at parks waiting to pounce on male children and take them back to his house on Epstein island.
Person 1: Ewww you look like a Ross
Person 2: What's a Ross?
Person 1: A Ross is a homosexual male who tends to be really short and enjoys wanking off young children. he can usually be found at parks waiting to pounce on male children and take them back to his house on Epstein island.
Person 2: What's a Ross?
Person 1: A Ross is a homosexual male who tends to be really short and enjoys wanking off young children. he can usually be found at parks waiting to pounce on male children and take them back to his house on Epstein island.
by kiddiefucker69 November 13, 2023

A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.
Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."
Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."
Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
A: Do you know any drinking games?
B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?
A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?
A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
by Szam May 18, 2011
