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Ninja Goodbye

After sex move. Once you finished fucking your girl and she's getting ready to leave, you karate chop her and then throw her out. This would be if she's talking too much or just getting annoying in general.
After we got down she was talking too much so I have her the ninja goodbye.
by SkipJackson September 29, 2008
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Pink Ninja

Pink Ninjas are stealthy, and strike without warning. They are experts at concealment, until they become overly excited. Typically 5 1/2 - 6 inches tall and with prominent veins, they are accompanied by their two faithful hairy companions.

Alternatively, another name for the penis.
The pink ninja slipped into the bushy undergrowth.
by oxford english dick March 26, 2009
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Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.
(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!
by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015
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ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected
Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.
by Nick6302 August 10, 2017
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ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
by majesticbeard October 26, 2014
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Rim ninja

Homosexual. Someone who wants to judo chop another blokes ass vadge
by Aussiedeadshit September 22, 2010
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Bitch Ninja

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!
by JJPeche November 19, 2011
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