McDonalds Hoe

A hoe that works at McDonalds

What the heck? Is that Jesse? She's a McDonalds Hoe.

by brewys July 25, 2016

patrick mcdonald

Fat, tall cunt who deserves to have low self esteem.

Large faggot called patrick mcdonald

by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016

24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.

the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada

by Sexydimma December 19, 2016

Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes January 3, 2017

take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019