McDonalds

a fast food giant.

i love mcdonalds

by ......n.a.m.e August 15, 2021

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023

McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries

Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*

by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

McDonalds

diabetes on a plate

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it

by discordmod January 7, 2021