Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 06, 2023

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Wonder Junkie

A person obsessed with building wonders in Sid Meier's Civilization.

Zach rushes Great Library every game. He's a complete wonder junkie.

by Zlobromrd April 01, 2018

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junkie burn

When your buddy lights your hit but doesn't do it properly.

Thanks for the junkie burn on my hit, buddy!
(Sarcasm 100%)

by Ellis with a D December 08, 2022

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Joondi Junkie

Junkies from and located in Joondalup- predominately situated around Joondalup train station and shopping centre.

"Fuck mate did you see that Joondi Junkie?"

"Yeah mate he was fuckin' cooked, heard there's a high population density in this station"

by Digalect6921 September 02, 2023

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Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider May 15, 2012

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