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Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.
I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.
by Zach Walters February 16, 2024
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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

几ㄖㄒ卄丨几Ꮆ 乃乇卂ㄒ丂 卂 フ乇ㄒ2卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ! 卂几ᗪ 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ 几ㄖ山 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 丂卂ᐯ乇 £50 卩乇尺 卩乇尺丂ㄖ几 ㄒ卄卂ㄒ'丂 £200 ㄖ千千 千ㄖ尺 卂 千卂爪丨ㄥㄚ ㄖ千 4 山乇'ᐯ乇 Ꮆㄖㄒ 爪丨ㄥㄥ丨ㄖ几丂 ㄖ千 千尺乇乇 匚卄丨ㄥᗪ 卩ㄥ卂匚乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卂ᐯ卂丨ㄥ卂乃ㄥ乇 山丨ㄒ卄 22ҜᎶ ㄖ千 乃卂ᎶᎶ卂Ꮆ乇 丨几匚ㄥㄩᗪ乇ᗪ 乃ㄖㄖҜ 几ㄖ山 山丨ㄒ卄 フ乇ㄒ2卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卩卂匚Ҝ卂Ꮆ乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 ㄒ尺ㄩ丂ㄒ!
by glubglubglubglub October 8, 2025
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Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.
Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "
by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
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Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.
My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.
by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025
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