Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

ovenable

able to be baked in an oven

"Souper Cubes is ovenable."

by team6soupercubes October 19, 2021

dusty oven

A female with a yeast infection

Autumn found out she has a dusty oven at the doctors

by The dustier oven October 3, 2022

oven grinder

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman

Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.

by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017

Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth

The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.

by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023

french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy

I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick

by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

Dumpster Oven

When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.

Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???

by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021