fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
Get the fetus controlmug. A person who on first impression judges people, and is not open. Usually this person is a man child.
Someone: hey how's it going?
You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.
Someone: hey how's it going?
You: just stare cause u've worked with a bunch of jerk like peeps, so ur sooo burntout, now the controler thinks ur retarded.
by a fish girl October 3, 2013
Get the controlermug. The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.
Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the Internal locus of controlmug. by Butchiebox March 19, 2019
Get the neut controllermug. Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.
It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".
It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".
by FusedZamae March 6, 2025
Get the Bird Controlmug. When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.
by LimePasta August 16, 2016
Get the CJ Controlsmug. When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.
by barnstormer January 27, 2023
Get the Crowd Controlmug.