Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

renee graves

hottest milf in the entirety of humanity and the girl i want to groom me

andrew graves- "renee graves is hot as fuck"
shinji ikari- "same"

by the wenis January 24, 2025

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how fast it happen.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how how fast.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks

“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”

by 2nd amendment enjoyer January 14, 2026

get your grove on

Eating and/or drinking to excess, especially the day/morning after doing exactly this. See also bender, hair of dog

Better get your grove on this morning, otherwise I would probably be so hung over right now.

by Alaska John January 26, 2011