Gabe is a stupid bitch who pulls no one except Hitler in his prime and Gabe is also a retarted looking mofo who has a 1-inch penis that's the size of his pubic hair if he has any
by Spedkidsfolife69 April 24, 2023
A Gabe is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn’t show any signs of intelligence anywhere. He never lets himself lose an argument, and will probably make you his friend. (Only to dump you one day later). Doesn’t hang out with a Gabe.
by random definitions December 04, 2019
Is sus.
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
Fucking pussy ass bitch. Usually known as the cunt of the school. If you know a Gabe you should probably drop his sorry ass. If your name is Gabe I feel sorry for you.
by Fuck you1234 November 12, 2019
Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
by yes, i am a bitch June 18, 2018
A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 03, 2019