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FUCKTARD

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
by The Klover December 10, 2023
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Fucktard

so retarded were they get on your last nerve
You see Gabriel was being such a fucktard in history
by Pakston123 February 3, 2015
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fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
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Fucktard

A combination of the word "Retard" and "Fucker"
"That guy over there is so stupid, he's a fucktard."
by sigma cheecks February 12, 2025
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Fucktard

A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amilegend February 24, 2010
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Fucktard

one who thinks theyre cool, because they said something in an argument that only made them laugh.
Tom; whatever, you shit like your mum.
tom; *the only one who laughs*
Daniel; youre such a fucktard.
by edajkilam October 6, 2016
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fucktard

a person of incredible stupidity. a person who represents a person out of every grade 8 class in the world
fuck retard stupid gr.8 boy motherfucking douchbag
wow that fucktard doesn't know how to spell his own name.
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