Post-glastonbury stress disorder.

You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.

Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?

Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.

by william reid July 20, 2015

post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test

Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder

by Joshthefish December 2, 2013

Post Traumatic Street Disorder

When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.

Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.

by Legal Gang$ta April 8, 2021

post traumatic street disorder

A MENTAL ILLNESS AND CONDITION DEVELOPED FROM ONE LIVING ON THE STREET AS A HOMELESS PERSON

THE SAN DIEGAN HOMELESS PERSON SUFFERED FROM POST TRAUMATIC STREET DISORDER FROM LIVING ON THE STREETS.

by C4TWC.ORG March 6, 2018

Post Street Disorder (PSD)

A mental illness and conditions that can develop after a person has experienced or witnessed while living on the streets homeless for a short or long term period. Symptoms may include flashbacks or nightmare as well as uncontrollable thoughts about traumatic event(s) experienced on the street, severe anxiety, anti-social behavior, violent tendencies, low self-esteem, depression, suicidal tenancies, increased drug and/or use, criminal conduct.

As a proximate cause of the person being homeless on the street they suffer from Post Street Disorder (PSD).

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)

Also known as sbd, the signs of this disorder are
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual

“*drops hydroflask on purpose*

AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
Victim with Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)-2019

by recreatethehocaustwitvscogirls September 7, 2019

Low Nipple Disorder (LND)

When an individual's nipples are abnormally low on their chest or breasts, commonly found on men suffering from gynecomastia.

Ricky is definitely suffering from Low Nipple Disorder (LND).

by ComplexOrigination March 2, 2022