Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)

That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave

by otg3 February 12, 2021

dave edbie

a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.

that guy is exactly like a dave edbie.... nice but so stubborn sometimes

by thompo March 19, 2013

Dave Chapelle

A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.

Dave Chapelle is the most overrated comedian of all time.

by Supergeek April 9, 2008

Dancing Dave

Sex God and general genius on all matters especially football. Scourge of bitter blues.

Kenny Dalglish is my hero.

by Dancing Dave January 26, 2005

big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005

"look its big dave!"

by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005

Pull a Dave

To skip a swole session with your bros to engage in a less manly activity such as house sitting

Hey man, are you going to the gym tomorrow?
Nah dude, I think I'm going to pull a Dave instead

by Davey K-notts June 22, 2016