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Nookie Badge

Love bite

When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations

An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface

An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.

A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.

A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.

Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.

The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.

Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?

You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"

Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
by Wilbo Baggins November 15, 2010
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Tactical Bedge

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return
Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.
by Just_Indi October 8, 2020
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bodgey

thats so bodgey
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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Badgerman

Born in Lithuania in 1923, the only known person who has a triple helix DNA structure. Inventor of telegraph poles, chinese food, and wigwams.
Awarded a knighthood in 1996 for his revolutionary work on "the cleansing of fresh water mongeese".
Has a Huge Cock.
Badgerman and Facist Boy AWAY!!!
by Queen Latifah of Hiphoppy land November 25, 2004
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Red Badge of Courage

The mark left on the sheets of a bed caused by vaginal intercourse with a menstruating female.
Frank: "Hey Evan while you were gone for the weekend I left you a Red Badge of Courage on your bed!"

Evan: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
by FrankDuhTankIV December 9, 2008
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Badge Chaser

A woman who is only interested in a man because he works for a major tech company. These men often 'forget' to take off their employee badge for Facebook/Google/Apple/etc.
Brad: "Dude, Katie was all over you last night at that organic ice cream parlor in the Mission!!"
Jake: "She was only interested in me after she found out I worked for Uber."
Brad: "What a fucking badge chaser"
by entitledTechWorker June 9, 2016
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honey badger

a nastyass. a honeybadger is most likely to not give a shit. he takes what he wants and he will do anything to get it. even climb a tree. he is fearless and nothing can stand in his way.
woah! that guy is such a honey badger! he's legit!
by blacksnow23x August 12, 2011
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