An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.
by Bob and King July 29, 2008
Get the Water Buffalo mug.A school in Gwinnett County, Georgia. Full of Cocky ass holes, Frat Star wanna be's, Sluts, Wanna be sluts, Whores, and bitches. The students think they can party, but at the same time attend church with full belief in persisting on being perfect Christians. Even though they're all far from it.. It's known for its very cocky sport players. They're known for having self belief in going pro right out of high school. They all call themselves a "Family." Even know they are just about the most dis-functional, hypocritical family in the entire world.
Damn, that kids an ass. "He probably goes to Buford High School."
What school should I transfer too? "Anything but Buford High School."
What school should I transfer too? "Anything but Buford High School."
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(In MMORPGs) To improve the stats of another player by casting spells, as is typical of Acolyte and Cleric classes.
by trejkaz February 26, 2003
Get the Buff mug.The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.
The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."
Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.
The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."
Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."
Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.
The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."
Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."
Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."
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Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."
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It's when you've run out of lube, and the only replacement substance available is Frank's Red Hot.
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