Fudu #1

Fudu #1 is similar to the word fudu. It is when someone is the top fudu, just someone who is the most retarded idiot you know. It is another take on the punjabi term for douchebag. Someone who you call fudu #1 often commits acts of fudu 101

Gurpreet: I heard Mikey snuck out in the Audi, went 120 km/h then crashed into 3 other cars and broke both his femurs.
Arpin: **** yeah Fudu #1.

by A Dipper June 3, 2010

and 1/2

catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying

1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2

by Dugie May 14, 2005

June 1

WE ALL NEIL FOR 7 MINUTES TO HONOR GEORGE FLOYD AND BLACK LIVES MATTER

Spread the word. Remember JUNE 1st

by HannahHlzz May 28, 2020

1 = 2

The person before made a mistake in their proof.
1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
So far so good.
4.5. x = (y + x)(y - x)/(y - x) is what they did to get to step 5, which says:
5. x = y + x

This is wrong though. since x = y, y -x = 0, and so you can't divide by y - x.

Anyone who says 1 = 2 is wrong.

1 != 2

by mathisfun March 17, 2008

5-on-1

To perform the act of masturbation. 5 fingers Vs. 1 dick.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to play a little 5-on-1.

by *_McQuiggins August 23, 2006

top 1%

Used to describe the ultra-rich in America in the context of income and wealth disparity. First Used by Phil Davis of Philstockworld.com, who points out the vast difference between the top 1% and the bottom 99%, a mantle that was later taken up by the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The top 1% are the only ones benefiting from the current economic expansion.

by Philstockworld November 21, 2014

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017