homework

child abuse

homework is litteraly child abuse. should be illegal

by kurmit March 4, 2022

Homework

The extra paper/wrap at the end of the joint/blunt that nobody likes to smoke.

"Yo, are you gonna spark that blunt?"
"Nah you got it, its got hella homework on it"

by 03Drifty August 13, 2023

Homework

The thing that heartless teachers give you to make sure you have no social life whatsoever. Also, probably the thing you're supposed to be doing (like me) but you're not, because you're looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary. I don't blame you, I'm doing it too. I don't give a shit if I'm gonna get detention.

Timetable:
8:30 am-3:10 pm - School (torture)
3:15 pm-3:16 pm - Time to talk to your friends and enjoy your life
3:16 pm-3:20 pm - Time it takes approximately to get home
3:20 pm-7:30 am - Doing homework
8:30 am - You start school and you realise you haven't even done half of your homework

And it goes on and on, each year gets worse.

by schoolisshit January 26, 2020

homework

school is hell
homework is the torture

MY HOMEWORK IS SOOO HARD(like dic)

by ratsinyrmom February 8, 2022

Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

New Homework

New tasks given to slut to study and follow as part of her Sluttish duties in regard to said slutter.

I don't care about that homework. We gonna do new homework! Without a magnum in sight!

by Jock_Kousteaux June 23, 2016

Homework

A way of torture used on students in school. It is work that you are required to do before the submission. Teachers are primary examples of frequent users of this technique. Almost every student hates it and only nerds ask for more.

Hello students, I would like to give you Homework that is due tomorrow.

by YeetusDeletus64 November 12, 2022