Black Jesus

Amber

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place

by Pro clubs god September 4, 2021

Sand-Black fatigue

exhaustion due to visual obstruction from light absorption by black clothing, as commonly worn by Middle Eastern women.

Mahmoud: Bro, watch where you're going! You just walked right into my wife!
Thomas: Sorry Susan, I couldn't see any light reflecting off your burqa. My eyes have serious Sand-black fatigue.

by johnlee^ May 23, 2025

Black Widow Syndrome

To experience a piece of media (i.e. a film, song, video, etc.) so many times in a row that it becomes completely un-enjoyable for no other reason besides repeated exposure.

A: I've seen Frozen so many times today, I think I have Black Widow Syndrome for it
B: Dang that sucks, man

by TallBeing October 13, 2022

The Black Bluff

In which a Black person is promoted to a position of power when there is no power left.

I just got a promotion but i think its the black bluff promotion.

by eudor August 8, 2024

Black

A colour to call somoene

Hey dude Brandon's really fucking black
He's so black omgg

by your neighbourhood black man January 12, 2024

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021