wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.
After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.
by Rickee April 23, 2003
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"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"
2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex
"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"
2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex
by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006
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Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
by lammo0 December 23, 2020
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oh mistress i confess
so do it one more time
these handcuffs are too tight
you know i will obey
so please don't make me beg
for blood, sex and booze you give me
oh mistress i confess
so do it one more time
these handcuffs are too tight
you know i will obey
so please don't make me beg
for blood, sex and booze you give me
by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004
Get the blood, sex and booze mug.When a couple, either m/f, m/m, or f/f, enjoys having sex with each other while in the same as another couple that are also having sex. But they do not engage in group sex, such as a threesome or a foursome with the other couple.
We would love to meet up with Jack and Jill and have same room sex with them but no full swap or soft swap).
by Dragon One November 19, 2017
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by ttmess June 29, 2011
Get the Fuck-sexful Hair mug.when you are really kissing someone you love a lot and you feel your body rise and you start to go faster and it feels so amazing orgasmic-like and then you slow down and you get all tingly inside and you feel so amazing inside and you wish you could stay in that moment of complete ecstasy forever....
by squeaky June 22, 2004
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