I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

CC Bag

Military term, stands for "Carrying Crap Bag".

Put that shit in your CC bag and let's go!

by PhoenixWings September 11, 2010

laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.

May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.

by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019

Slee Bag

A worthless piece of shit.

Gerald is called Terry a "Slee Bag" for not picking up the trash of the ground.

by JoraJora43 April 25, 2019

paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.

"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."

by MemeSupreme December 18, 2015

Down Bad Bag

When you’re out of weed and or down bad and you need a small bag for a fix, usually to go to sleep in the middle of the night. More than likely nobody will deliver unless you have a Plug / Friend who’s up all night tripping, and more than likely needs to re up

“I’m going to deliver a down bad bag to some kid who has work in the morning”
“It’s three in the morning”
“that’s why it’s a down bad bag”

by I didn’t change ur oil filter September 11, 2021

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023