Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009

up periscope

#when using ~Facebook, you always appear offline but occaionally open the chat window to seee who is online before disappearing offline again.

Karen up periscoped to see if clair was on then downed periscope and went back to cruising pepoles profiles

by Sniper Smurf August 22, 2009

fem-up

when a female goes to the bathroom during menstruation to apply/insert feminine hygeine products (tampons/sanitary napkins).

"I'm just going to fem-up"......

by melsi lee October 18, 2006

Green Up

A British term for someone who has taken too many drugs or alcohol and cannont handle it and they are sick.

Did you see Greg green up last night?
OR
Ah mate, i had too much and greened up

by devvonshire June 3, 2007

What’s up

A way to hit up chicks

What’s up girl

by Adotham December 9, 2018

dry it up

stop the noise coming out of your mouth.

daughter whining, mom says, "dry it up."

by m lang February 19, 2004

irish up

-verb: to irish up {ahy-rish uhp}

1: to put whiskey into.

2: to combine with whiskey.

3: to infuse with alcohol.

Hostess: "Can I irish up that coffee for you, dear?"
Guest: "No thanks. I have to drive home tonight."

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to get with Cathy last night! She's so hot, but she's such a frigid bitch!"
Guy2: "You just have to irish her up first. Then, she'll be like butter in your hand, if you know what I mean."

Son: "Why is Dad crying over that picture of Grandma?"
Mother: "He's all irished up. You know how he gets."

by Biff Atlas December 14, 2010