Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

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smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

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pegged off

Died.

Is your grandfather still alive? Nah, he pegged off.

by DarkMoon99 September 3, 2017

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OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 6, 2017

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drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

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The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

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