October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
Get the National Jerking Off Daymug. This sentence is a weird one, pmo means piss me off, but when they add a me off, you're just saying "piss me off me off" And I struggle to understand how people are using it incorrectly
by Lucilux September 16, 2025
Get the pmo me offmug. by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019
Get the Chicago pay-offmug. "Fall off a Cliff" means to disappear. This can mean figuratively, as in disappearing from a conversation, or physically, such as an unannounced exit from a social gathering.
by SlangKing III October 3, 2023
Get the Fall Off a Cliffmug. by nylonthingy April 1, 2023
Get the piss off tonightmug. 3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Offmug. Walking or hiking Winchester Tennessee mountains half way or to the top and then u come up too a sudden drop 400 feet down sudden drop leads to death
Dropp Off. Hiking with my wife and suddenly she over the hedge of the mountain and she drops off 400 feet down too her death
by Lovin wife September 28, 2019
Get the dropp offmug.