positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke

I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.

Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.

by Jaymz Kilmister August 9, 2021