Zach

dumbass
Really terrible DM

LOVEs children
He needs to grow a pair.
Will always be friendzoned. Has NO luck with women.
Small penis

P1: you remind me of Zach
P2: kills themselves

by No1ZachHater March 10, 2025

zach

idiot, he is such a simp, he smells and he copies avs i simp for on roblox

zach you smell

by ella the noob August 23, 2020

Zach

Bitch

Alfredo: yo it’s Zach

Everyone:yah he bitch

by Alfredo123 November 27, 2019

The Zach Effect

The Zach Effect, also simply called Zach Effect is referring to when a guy gets a haircut, and because of that, looks younger. This often only applies to guys who had noticeably longer hair before their haircut. This is sometimes because the guy had short hair when they were younger, and has just got it back, but the effect can happen otherwise as well.

"Did you see Max's new haircut?"
"Yeah, dude. That's the Zach effect at work."

by barf flavored soda January 21, 2023

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Zach

Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!

Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!

by Mxcey December 6, 2019

Zach

Zach is a piece of shit that never played the fucking Sims.

Learn to play the sims.

Zach: "I've never played the sims, but I played Dragonball Z-"
You: "You fucking piece of uneducated shit."

Zach is a piece of shit that hasn't experienced the sims. He is a sim.

by lunaticqueen March 24, 2024