where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 17, 2012

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 25, 2025

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

Where are you going, Leon!?

A phrase yelled out by Ashley Graham, a character from Resident Evil 4, when the player forgets to assist her. It is notorious in the Resident Evil community for being annoying and irritating, especially when the player is busy (fighting, etc).

Leon: (walks away before catching Ashley from a high jump)
Ashley: Where are you going, Leon!?

by the bug on your window July 24, 2023

Where was this Drake?

When someone defies all odds and over performs with an Ultra instinct like move.

Bro makes amazing game winning shot.

Teammate - Bro! Where was this Drake? 2 weeks ago.

by BTA0728 April 20, 2024

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)

imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.

by TheRedDinoSaur December 30, 2024