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Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch
Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself
by Fioana November 6, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha
That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart
by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021
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