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Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.
Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.
by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022
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Jonathan.

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan. made me laugh"

"Jonathan., i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan.
by ghfyb1234 April 24, 2022
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Jonathan

A sweet and adorable 13 year old man I truly love and adore so much that I could hug him and squeeze him to death (not really), he’s literally the love of my life and I cannot let go of him no matter what situation we’re in. I will continue to die for this man. -written by anna
"A sweet and precious boy named jonathan."
by UrbanAnna April 25, 2022
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Jonathan

Weaker the a slug and can’t spend money correct and sucks att school should get a grade under
Jonathan sucks for real
by Lars du vet April 27, 2022
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jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.
my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person
by ubranny May 11, 2022
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Jonathan daviss

The guy from Outer banks who always wears a hat. Tbh he's underrated. Really like the character and actor. PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAMEEE
Friend: Yo u know the only black dude in obx???
Me: Oh you mean pope, played by Jonathan Daviss!

Y'all I'm just playin there's plenty of black dides in obx
by BotchedBita September 21, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.
Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!
by sapsa September 27, 2022
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