by Eve eve ever be eve eve eveebe October 13, 2019
Get the Colinmug. Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
by King Chrome December 13, 2019
Get the Phat Colinmug. Colin is the type of person to be very oblivious. She's very popular and has people always swarming her. Even though most people like her, she's far from perfect. Her hair is as straight as she is. Many people could go on, and on about her looking perfect, but I don't have the time. The only issue she has is that she swears a lot and sometimes is a pain to be around.
Person 1: "Have you heard of the new girl, Colin?"
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
by anonymous April 4, 2022
Get the Colinmug.