Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

moving screen

Moving Screen: (plural moving screens) (basketball, informal) An offensive foul committed when a player executing a screen moves in order to block the defender and makes contact. Technically it is a block; in other words, there is no such terminology in most rulebooks using the phrase "moving screen."

Wow! Look at Cheap Jordan Bell perfectly execute a moving screen on James Harden to free up Steph Curry!

#2018WesternConfFinals

by Capt. El Nino June 11, 2018

screen paranoia

when you have broken your screen (i.e. phone, ipod, computer) and get it replaced. but frequently check to see if anything has broken the replacement.

why do you keep getting in your bag for your phone?
sorry i just got it fixed, i have screen paranoia

by thebeav63 March 2, 2011

green screen kid

a retarded content stealing piece of shit that is the result of unprotected incest.

Tom: THAT LITTLE SHIT STOLE THE YOUTUBE SHORT I MADE!!
Bob: that green screen kid deserves to be crucified!

by Death Metal and BlackMetal fan February 11, 2024

small screen prank

when the government uses video and audio devices to talk more about bad things than good things.

The small screen prank had all Americans think it was all right to break the law.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Screen surfing

Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.

“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”

by iamanthonydean July 18, 2020

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!

DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.

by Highpressurewashingmachine November 4, 2024