Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 5, 2022

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

broken yoyo

Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.

You're my broken yoyo

by brokenyoyo January 18, 2015

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

The home of the nice guys.

X: Man she cheated on me with Adam.
Y: That asshole who sucker punched and you fractured your arm in 3 places.
X: Yes.
Y: Seems like u took a trip down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Z: You still got your dignity

by Clem Winkleberry July 18, 2015