The legend of Paul Macleod

The one who started the UTampa cough and never looked back from there. The diseased pedophilic honorable gentlemen was once the greatest pong player of all time, but now he lies there in the dungeon. He can be compared to a nice knife, always sharp, always reliable. He once won 59 pong games in a row, only to lose the next 69 in a row. Perhaps there is a deeper meaning behind this, is Macleod afraid of the number 69? Is he a homosexual? So many questions yet so little answers. Campus security has found none of said answers. The vaughn study room suffered that night in a great act of defiance against the higher administration of this bum ass school. Unfortunate yet passionate. Such an intriguing story, but that is for a different time.

Yo wanna go up to the 7th floor bro?
No dude, have you not heard?
Heard what?
*cough cough*
The legend of Paul Macleod.

by Warmbudlight223 October 5, 2021

Legend

A legend is someone who has done right to the world.

Technoblade is a legend.

by DorkyPeter July 2, 2022

dip your chips in legend sauce

another term meaning someone did something amazing/lengendary e.g

dude 1 :check out this vid of me skydiving

dude 2 : you deffo dip your chips in legend sauce

by Sauce Boss D March 5, 2014

Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

League of Legends

a game that has 10 idiots trying to kill eachother with their bastard champions. This game is also related with someone who has 0 bitches and has never seen grass in his life.

1: Yes i've playing league of legends 6 years now
2: You are a virgin, aren't you?
1: ... yes. yes i am

by smalldicklover September 10, 2023

legend

DJ KHALED

DJ KHALED IS A LEGEND HAVE U SEEN HIS SNAPCHAT STORY

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021