Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 07, 2021

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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 February 19, 2016

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Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 11, 2011

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post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

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guillotine posting

Posting images of guillotines either in reference to information about capitalism/corporate greed/corruption sometimes in combination with "eat the rich" slogan.

Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"

by MrBober August 22, 2023

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