cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009

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Get the cock helmetmug.

helmet

an umbrella term that differentiates from the protective gear equipped when for example, cycling. helmet in this context refers to rather cringe behaviour that provokes an annoyed reaction. many different behaviours can determine a helmet.

alfie t is a helmet.

by alfie thompson September 18, 2023

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Get the helmetmug.

helmet bitch

A retarded bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch

by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014

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Get the helmet bitchmug.

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020

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