Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

hairy knuckles

Hair, on your knuckles. What are you fucking retarded?

That guy has hairy knuckles

by DoxieDoxieDoxie November 19, 2013

hairy bubble gum

Another name for your testicles.

The room went quiet when I ripped my pants and pulled out my hairy bubble gum.

by Greasetrap May 2, 2005

long and hairy

a penis that is long and hairy

hey allison suck my long and hairy

by Mac 1179 March 22, 2009

Hairy Shoes

Nickname for my best friend. Sarah Hughes... During drunken/stone nights, it becomes apparently funny that Sarah Hughes can be cleverly transformed into Hairy Shoes. All hail Hairy Shoes.

Ha ha ha ha! Your name sounds like Hairy Shoes! *coughs*

by Demonic_Princess April 18, 2005

Haidyn

Haidyn is an amazing warrior who is beautiful the way she is... She never lets her crushes bring her down.

Haidyn *whispers*:I Like Teddy!
Carrie *gasps*:OMG

two days later
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Carrie *whispers*:Haidyn likes you
Teddy *gasps*:EW!

the next hour
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haidyn:bleh.

by HaidynAvery May 18, 2017