the blue muppet from sesame street
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
that throws mass quanitys of cookies at his face in an attempt to eat them
by Kregg October 18, 2003
Get the Cookie Monstermug. A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008
Get the fortune cookiemug. When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.
by kelly crawford July 14, 2004
Get the spoogie cookiemug. i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve
by Axeolotl August 30, 2018
Get the seafairy cookiemug. 
Means exactly the same as Dealer Button, which is a Therm used in Casino games like Poker. It's a round button that shows who's the dealer
me: Give me the dealer cookie, you were dealer last round
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.
by Parnapondo December 24, 2008
Get the Dealer Cookiemug. by Erin April 22, 2006
Get the cookie pussmug.