Cookie Cutter Man

A Man that was raised by a single mother. And was raised to be polite to women. Cookie cutters are a form of beta males, That think women are creatures that should treated like queens and can do no wrong. A cookie cutter is a type of guy that put up her Christmas lights, fix her car tire and get no pussy. The cookie cutter is not confident in himself. and he allows women to walk over him. The cookie cutter provides for his wife or girlfriend while she sleeps with the Alpha Male asshole.

This dude just let her walk pass and didn't say anything. He is a cookie cutter man.

by Cookie Cutter Man March 26, 2017

Cookie Monster

A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.

Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?

by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009

cookie jar

aka "cj", "cookie"

a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement

I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.

by kwitchee March 6, 2010

Cookie Cutter Family

A family that is pre-made or a girlfriend that already has kids.

My buddy just started dating a girl that has a cookie cutter family.

by Tom OToole July 9, 2007

Cookie Boi

An individual who is supported by their parents income and believes they are entitled to live in their parents home well into adulthood. Cries about getting a job and makes excuses when told to get one.

Bro, Jaden Smith is such a Cookie Boi he won't leave his parents.

by Dr. Derple September 4, 2019

cookie crisping it

performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position

also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on

cookie crisping it all night long.

by switchup April 14, 2008

Cookie Monster

A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".

Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".

by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009