by Grad1678 June 20, 2017
Get the bowl of broken eggsmug. a broken finger is where your finger got fractured and hurts like shit when you try to bend it even slightly. it's so swollen that it has gyatt and tits. it hurts. send help. please. i went to the hospital for a fucking broken ass finger. it hurts. give me god. please help ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
john: hey you guys i'm back to school!!
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
patricia: how's your finger??
john: .. broken as fuck, a broken finger. send help. my mum sent me to school and i can't write because my middle finger is affected on my right hand.
by timbleton jr the 3rd September 16, 2023
Get the broken fingermug. Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
Get the Broken stretchermug. She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
Get the My Check Machine is Brokenmug. *gets rejected again and again*
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023
Get the Numbly Brokenmug. by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018
Get the Broken carriagemug. by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018
Get the broken glassmug.