gasmask bong

a bong most true stoners smoke out of that is made of a water bong and a gasmask

man i like my gasmask bong

by motherfuckingpothead May 7, 2015

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r.i.p bongs

To be so good at "ripping" or "hitting" a bong that you get high before most people!

Me: I am high.
Not Me: No you're not!
Me: Yeah, I am.
Not me: No, you're NOT!
Me: Dude, I fucking R.I.P Bongs! Fuck you!
Not me: Shit, my bad...
Me: Nah, it is cool...
Not me: Why the acronym "R.I.P"?
Me: Well, Not me, it is because the acronym "R.I.P" means "Rest In Peace".
Not me: So?
Me: So? So? So I get high and then "Rest In Peace", because I am already so high.
Not me: What does R.I.P have to do with smoking?
Me: Because I get so high I can't move, as if I were dead.

by gonad_grinder777 April 24, 2014

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Bing bong

When someone says something stupid you say bing bong to call them dumb

Just said that dogs were pink so I said bing bong

by Kdog131 October 18, 2019

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Bong Bangs

When a person's bangs (the hair hanging over their forehead) are uneven due to holding a lighter or other incendiary device too close, too often, as when commonly happens to long haired marijuana smokers.

The Hippie accidentally gave himself Bong bangs when he tried to light his cigarette off the stove.

You can tell which hand Melissa smokes with, since her bong bangs start on the right side.

by SB-HippieSage July 9, 2012

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