Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

Adam Bartley

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Adam Brango

A dude with the biggest dick known to man and is super cool.

WoW that guy is definitely a Adam Brango

by Smellybob06 August 18, 2021

riya + adam

literally the cutest couple in the world even though they deny it we know it's true. They will deny it a lot but love calculators prove they are together forever

Oh boy, Riya + Adam are so cute

by Brendon the Fat Mole August 2, 2017

Adam Hasanovic

the type of guy that would piss you off then push you in a bush and you wouldn't care about shit

someone: have you meant Adam Hasanovic he makes you fucking chill even if he pushes you in a bush
you: fuck ethan

by Arabic bitch March 4, 2019

Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

Daddy Adams

Super extremely talented boy who looks like Jesus and sings about nightmares and flare guns

Hey, my favorite singer is Seb Adams (Daddy Adams) have you heard about nightmares & flare guns it's a banger bro

by The randomly anonymous February 18, 2019