kitty action

kitty action: any time spent in the presence of this amazing little kitty even and including when shes sleeping is kitty action

"Man I get some serious Kitty Action 24 hours a day and I LOVE it"

by  urban-jw October 23, 2006

action lurer

When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.

Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.

by ralph mayhem July 30, 2006

Astronaut

When a fine stoner places a bag over their head and sticks a joint smoker into the bottom filling it with smoke.

Logical Person: Why does he have a bag over his head, he might suffocate!

Stoner: He's doing an astronaut, your supposed to suffocate.

by NonsenseNinja November 21, 2015

Kee Action Sports

See Nazi

Oh look, Kee Action Sports just bought out another company and outsourced it to China.

by derpahurr May 20, 2011

mama daughter action

when one taps both the daughter and mother

I tapped that daughter, then went back to her house and she was gone so I tapped he mama. That was some great mama daughter action.

by Hakeem Olajuwon February 21, 2011

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 30, 2007

action-man pants

in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.

your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...

by Blisteredcanker September 5, 2010