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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie
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Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition
by nthnjk October 16, 2021
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Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.
Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
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Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is kind friend.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.
my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person
by ubranny May 11, 2022
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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "Fuck Master". Jonathan's are famous for their inability to have any interaction with a woman that does not end in a sexual favors.
Dude is that Trevor, I heard that he fucks a different girl for every day of the week. What a Jonathan.
by Thewhiteboy of the south October 4, 2020
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