Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,
Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”
Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “
Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”
Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “
by Blissfully unaware March 06, 2022
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by Anonymous_6_9 May 22, 2019
People called 'Luke Dean' typically have a really girthy cock, the issue is they tend to trip over the third leg...
by lukeeeeeeeddeeeeeeaaaan March 07, 2022
To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.
Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"
by BobbyMarley28 August 02, 2019
Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 05, 2021