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Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
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That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
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That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!
Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god
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