Carl

He doesn't kill people. That is his least favorite thing to do.

Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: His what?
Paul: His hands. Why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I ... I kinda've cooked them up and ate them.
Paul: ... Caaarl.

by SaveTheStrigops June 24, 2022

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.

Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022

Carl

Carl is a weir fucking nigga

Wow look at that carl weirdo

Yeah leats kick him to The flor
Btv o think that he SUCKS at judo

by Big Assar March 14, 2022

Carl

The guy that wears transition glasses and gets a little bit in amount of Cooter

Carl is a asshole

by Colonel sanders1665 March 28, 2022

FuckTard Carl

See CarlFuckTard

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."

by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025

Carl Crashman

the main character of Carl Squared.

A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.

Carl Crashman was an amazing character.

by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022