by Stralfazz March 4, 2007
Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
by British slang translator April 14, 2020
by British slang translator April 14, 2020
shank when properly applied, can be used as a replacement for any previously known swear words, including all 9 sailor words
by schmiddynick February 13, 2007
This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 20, 2009
Like how you can shank corn, by peeling the outer layer off.
But a guy can also shank.
He can shank himself or a girl....
You name it.
But a guy can also shank.
He can shank himself or a girl....
You name it.
Yo, did you hear about how chuck shanked Amanda so hard last night at the party.
-or-
Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh
-or-
Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh
by brown_eyed_girl_1769 April 4, 2016