nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 9, 2024

Naturals

Natives of an area.

The strange folk that arrived in camolflage weren't offending the happy naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking, pouring gasoline on, or trying to overrun and blow up their hornets nest.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Natural November

When girls go natural for the whole month and take pictures with their camera not snap starting from the third of November.
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters❌

U only get one chance ‼️

“Are u doing the natural November “
“Yh I am “

by 123sym&syd November 2, 2019

its natural prank your cousins

*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*

its natural prank your cousins

by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023