jon

jon is the biggest nigger in the world, he likes his own gender and has a micro penis.

jon is a name

by jonlikegay November 21, 2021

Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.

JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

by dobronxfan44 April 23, 2024

Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"

"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."

by darthveeder October 23, 2014

jon

my little cutie patootie that i love to snuggle and finagle with.

keep being my little cutie patootie jon

by anonymous March 16, 2023

Jon

a slave Nigga

"hey you see that guy, hes a Jon"

by dickscheeeze December 13, 2021

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.

Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!

by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021