Low Job

The act of engaging in a blow job with someone of much lower standards.

Nick- Did you hear about cody.
Trev-Yeah i heard he got a low job from K-Worman
Nick-That shit is gross he could have done better

by ChubChasr April 2, 2010

Miracle Job

While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.

Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"

Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."

by TheMiracle February 27, 2008

frost job

A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.

Check out that anchor woman's frost job.

by tinydiva March 8, 2010

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe. He visits various job sites and has first hand experience with some of the most interesting but often grossest jobs ever. He has gone out as an oyster farmer, exploring a cave filled with bat guano (shit), and working at a brewery to make beer.

Dirty Jobs makes me feel better about being away from the muck that some people deal with at their work.

by funluvinguy April 9, 2006

Lap Job

This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle

Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.

by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013

cheese job

Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.

Me and Tits Mcgee had leftover cheese so she used it to give me a cheese job.

by Harris Benson April 25, 2006